I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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