Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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