Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
