Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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