She's JV to your varsity
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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