what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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