The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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