Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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