I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
