Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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