So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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