WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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