Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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