I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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