my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I did not marry a roomba.
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