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  • no, you suck as a babysitter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:05am
  • Where were you when I was growing up???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:37am
  • I find it slightly odd that everyone calls the individual who posted this sick. Not because the babysitter is high, which is what is wrong with our generation. It us odd because; shouldn't the OP be the person who receives this text not the one who sent it? We should thank those who make us aware of these idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:48pm
  • I'll just wait for when the kids get into OP's stash and the parents find out about it...that's when the REAL fun begins...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:47pm
  • 9:40 has a deadbeat husband. why would that ever be ok? grow up...really a winkey face?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:01am
  • Seriously. This is getting less and less "funny because it happend" and more and more dumb made up bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:26pm
  • i suppose u could be drunk and an idiot who is hurting them, but your smoking the chill grass and thats alright as long as THEY DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID- which is impossible for children. but you could do worse. Final verdict: u suck but it could be a lot worse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:18pm
  • I think that actually makes you the WORST babysitter in the world. I hope the parents never let their kids near you again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:49am
  • sounds like my husband ;]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:40am
  • Don't worry about 10:49... I would let u take care of m ilegitimate kids anytime

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:51am
  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA POCAHONTAS WATCH YOU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 4:48am
  • Ur supposed to blow it in there face..........in the face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:22pm
  • yah, for real. when you're stoned you're more willing to do the kid things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:06pm
  • that's cool, I'm reading this right now babysitting and half stoned. were watching nihao kai lan and eating noodles and pretending to be asian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:59pm
  • these TFLNs are starting to look like Twitter/Fb updates more and more...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:42am
  • lol why are people so serious on this site? where were you when i was growing up???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:00am
  • And what are one of you fucking idiots gonna do when you're high and something happens to someone elses baby??? Fucking Morons!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 8:31pm
  • You babysit like I coach!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:08am
  • my babysitter swallows and lets me stick it up her ass. Now THAT is a world class babysitter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:05am
  • Silly? You mean irresponsible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:01pm
  • Criminal chrages should be filed. Isn't child endangerment!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:25am
  • I'm a little teapot...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:23am
  • Obviously 8:31 has never smoked weed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:36am
  • I agree with the post below and 9:33.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:30pm
  • You're the babysitter I wish I had, and the babysitter I NEVER want for my kids. And FYI, if you're stoned, watching The Little Mermaid is so much better.

    Submitted by Rasetsu on Feb 13, 10 at 1:40pm
  • its not dumb and made up, I'm the one who submitted the text..i just have silly friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 5:37pm
  • Dude, psychic connection, I did this exact same thing. They were so impressed that I knew all the words to Colors of the Wind

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:27pm
  • yeaaa hahahaha me tooo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:17am
  • Are you guys fucking retarded? How the fuck would smoking weed endanger the kids? Alcohol is what makes you a mindless idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:33am
  • You suck as a person and should be sterilized

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:19am
  • way to corrupt the kids...that's just effed up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:08am
  • getting stoned and watching pocahontas.... that was probably my favourite movie stoned. fucking hummingbirds and talking trees!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:35am
  • 8:05 if you still need a sitter, you're not old enough to produce nut. knock it off, kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:43am
  • Wow if I were the parent I would call the cops on you hoping they catch you with some on you with intent to sell. I hope your infertile and can't produce because you don't deserve children!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:14am
  • Somehow disney movies are always the best when high.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Hahahahahah that's great exactly what I would do but have them bring me w.e their eatin to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:59pm
  • Dude if they have a nice tv put on the tinkerbell movie. It was intense. I loved it so much the kids bought it for my birthday ha ha they must think I'm special or something but I appreciate it very much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:29pm
  • Wow there high. Hardly a reason to wish them infertile. Hah dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 4:44am
  • hahahaha I DO THIS ALL THE TIME!!!! Babysitting high is the best!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:49pm
  • What a FUCKING loser!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:40am