I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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no, you suck as a babysitter.
Where were you when I was growing up???
I find it slightly odd that everyone calls the individual who posted this sick. Not because the babysitter is high, which is what is wrong with our generation. It us odd because; shouldn't the OP be the person who receives this text not the one who sent it? We should thank those who make us aware of these idiots.
I'll just wait for when the kids get into OP's stash and the parents find out about it...that's when the REAL fun begins...
9:40 has a deadbeat husband. why would that ever be ok? grow up...really a winkey face?
Seriously. This is getting less and less "funny because it happend" and more and more dumb made up bullshit.
i suppose u could be drunk and an idiot who is hurting them, but your smoking the chill grass and thats alright as long as THEY DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID- which is impossible for children. but you could do worse. Final verdict: u suck but it could be a lot worse.
I think that actually makes you the WORST babysitter in the world. I hope the parents never let their kids near you again.
sounds like my husband ;]
Don't worry about 10:49... I would let u take care of m ilegitimate kids anytime
IN SOVIET RUSSIA POCAHONTAS WATCH YOU
Ur supposed to blow it in there face..........in the face
yah, for real. when you're stoned you're more willing to do the kid things.
that's cool, I'm reading this right now babysitting and half stoned. were watching nihao kai lan and eating noodles and pretending to be asian.
these TFLNs are starting to look like Twitter/Fb updates more and more...
lol why are people so serious on this site? where were you when i was growing up???
And what are one of you fucking idiots gonna do when you're high and something happens to someone elses baby??? Fucking
You babysit like I coach!
my babysitter swallows and lets me stick it up her ass. Now THAT is a world class babysitter
Silly? You mean irresponsible.
Criminal chrages should be filed. Isn't child endangerment!
I'm a little teapot...
Obviously 8:31 has never smoked weed
I agree with the post below and 9:33.
You're the babysitter I wish I had, and the babysitter I NEVER want for my kids. And FYI, if you're stoned, watching The Little Mermaid is so much better.
its not dumb and made up, I'm the one who submitted the text..i just have silly friends.
Dude, psychic connection, I did this exact same thing. They were so impressed that I knew all the words to Colors of the Wind
yeaaa hahahaha me tooo!
Are you guys fucking retarded? How the fuck would smoking weed endanger the kids? Alcohol is what makes you a mindless idiot.
You suck as a person and should be sterilized
way to corrupt the kids...that's just effed up.
getting stoned and watching pocahontas.... that was probably my favourite movie stoned. fucking hummingbirds and talking trees!!!!
8:05 if you still need a sitter, you're not old enough to produce nut. knock it off, kid.
Wow if I were the parent I would call the cops on you hoping they catch you with some on you with intent to sell. I hope your infertile and can't produce because you don't deserve children!
Somehow disney movies are always the best when high.
Hahahahahah that's great exactly what I would do but have them bring me w.e their eatin to
Dude if they have a nice tv put on the tinkerbell movie. It was intense. I loved it so much the kids bought it for my birthday ha ha they must think I'm special or something but I appreciate it very much
Wow there high. Hardly a reason to wish them infertile. Hah dumbass
hahahaha I DO THIS ALL THE TIME!!!! Babysitting high is the best!
What a FUCKING loser!!