Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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