Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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