There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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