i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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