your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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