oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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