Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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