Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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