She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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