how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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