Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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