i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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