she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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