do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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