I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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