This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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