Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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