What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
barbara walters just said penis...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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