No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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