Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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