Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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