do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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