Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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