i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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