Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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