Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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