I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
she was so not down for the gang bang
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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