Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm just crazy horny about you
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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