When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
i think my cat just said my name.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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