Plan B is the new Plan A
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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