Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
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I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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