Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
