one two three fourrrrnication!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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