My underwear smells like fireworks.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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