I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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