We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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