Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Sacagawea was the original milf.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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