You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Randomize
