Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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