Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Text me some of your sweat
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